it really was a monkey / story goes like this / Fishface ol boxmaker / one they crucified / lived too much alone too many years / unbalanced himself with homemade prohibited images / you know painting and the like / no one like him much / miserable slimey ol bugger / ol Fishface / the kids roun here hounded him somethin merciless / so it was one day they happened on a monkey / stole it most like / an dressed it up in some ol clothes / leaving it outside his door / knock an run away / ol goat thouth it was an orphan / deaf an dumb o course / can ye believe it / tried ta teach tha critter paintin / I personally thinks they went a bit far in nailin him up like that / but tha laws tha law