Welcome to the Boys’ Club section of the Mosaic City. You are entering a limited zone. Only interest takes you here. We stress this point for your own safety. These are the conditions you will encounter (in this order):

Rejuvenation

followed by

Perfection

followed by

Gradual Blindness or Deafness

followed by

Loss of Touch

followed by

Limited duration holographic self portrait

In order to familiarise yourself with this process we suggest you visit the Holographic Deposit and ask to view some of the recently formed images.

He could just imagine, Fishface, as he perused the sign.